So when Instagram is gone, you're no longer a model
Ain't it funny, how life turns out?
And you got nowhere to post all your instaquotes and mottos
Ain't it funny, how life turns out?
And you sit around the house, your life is so shallow
Wish you chose a meaningful job
And the fame's all gone, so you gon' hit the bottle
Ain't it funny, how life turns out?

I hope the Internet breaks down
But not from a Kardashian
Like when a cable breaks
And you're stuck there, buffering
Forever, while on Pornhub or YouTube
Then it's back to all the boring stuff, like what to do?
Maybe make something outta your life that truly matters?
Instead of pondering what's next on your status
Or one of those, sponsored posts, where you flaunt your clothes
You got for free, from selling your soul
I'm quite possibly, stuck in Idiocracy
And I'm the oddity? which is quite odd to me
It ain't even weird no more, to stand in the gym and pose
While you flex your muscles, and you take pictures to show
Cringe, to me that's so embarrassing
Like taking photos from the right angle to look very thin
For every like, you want more, ms. greedy
Cause fame is a bitch, and this one is needy

So when Instagram is gone, you're no longer a model
Ain't it funny, how life turns out?
And you got nowhere to post all your instaquotes and mottos
Ain't it funny, how life turns out?
And you sit around the house, your life is so shallow
Wish you chose a meaningful job
And the fame's all gone, so you gon' hit the bottle
Ain't it funny, how life turns out?

One day we'll look back on what we used to do
Some prostitutes, without the d in the coochie coo
Nothing is holy, we show the world everything
Every meal, every drink, and every cringe
And we wanna better things of our popularity
Save the world, show some tits, Body positivity
'Cause things never happen unless we share them
And a heart on our meal means someone cares then
So much youth in our pictures, somebody will catch a flashback
We look so good, we don't even need a hashtag
You ask me? It's a fucking epidemy
'Cause we're taking advantage of other peoples stupidity
And that makes us some really clever bad persons
I feel the same way about us as I do with cat persons
Maybe I hate you, maybe I hate myself
I hate what we've become, damn it all to hell

So when Instagram is gone, you're no longer a model
Ain't it funny, how life turns out?
And you got nowhere to post all your instaquotes and mottos
Ain't it funny, how life turns out?
And you sit around the house, your life is so shallow
Wish you chose a meaningful job
And the fame's all gone, so you gon' hit the bottle
Ain't it funny, how life turns out?

When the blind leads the blind, then we all get lost
And they say that stupid is what stupid does
When the blind leads the blind, then we all get lost
And they say that stupid is what stupid does

So when Instagram is gone, you're no longer a model
Ain't it funny, how life turns out?
And you got nowhere to post all your instaquotes and mottos
Ain't it funny, how life turns out?