Please press pause on regular life, state of emergency
Please keep your distance, show some courtesy
Stay home, you don't wanna catch the "Rona"
It's such a blessing for a stoner or a loner like me

It's finally happening
The world as we know it won't be back again
We're part of this happening
And it ain't all bad, my friend
We can finally breathe again
If you don't catch the "Rona"
It's not such a downer
Opportunity struck, can't believe my luck
To be living in a time like this

Time like this
I can finally waste time
To travel is to live, but when I'm home I'm so alive
And I've been 'round the globe since I was just a kid
So it suits me just fine, staying in my crib
Hygiene is so gone, no daily shower, looking like a hobo
I'm suffering from the opposite of FOMO
For all I care, the world could burn, be the end of it
As long as I've got my girl, porn, games, and Internet
And no, the world outside isn't better
I don't really miss the days when we were all together
'Cause people drain my energy, I don't feel no synergy
I'm an Introvert, but disguise it very cleverly
As far as being social, I chat on camera
Keep my appointments, used to be a serial canceller
Let's all rejoice and give thanks
To a bat and some people who never wash their hands

It's finally happening
The world as we know it won't be back again
We're part of this happening
And it ain't all bad, my friend
We can finally breathe again
If you don't catch the "Rona"
It's not such a downer
Opportunity struck, can't believe my luck
To be living in a time like this

What a time to living in, ay ay ay
What a time to living in, ay
What a time to living in, ay ay ay
What a time to living in

I can finally waste time
Before this, I was stressed out of my mind
Now I'm all slow, feeling very Onslow
With a tidy condo, Marie Kondo
It's a fallout shelter, I just need a gun
Barricade the windows, and block out the sun
I always thought I would be eaten by a zombie
Who knew the end of the world would be comfy?
I feel like Anne Frank in a different time
Stay indoors, just to stay alive
Sure, I can do that don't need a reason
I've been training for this so many seasons
I swear man, I'll forever wear sweatpants
I can't be bothered, where's my bedpan?
And people want things to be normal again
I can't think of anything more awful, my friend

It's finally happening
The world as we know it won't be back again
We're part of this happening
And it ain't all bad, my friend
We can finally breathe again
If you don't catch the "Rona"
It's not such a downer
Opportunity struck, can't believe my luck
To be living in a time like this

Time like this
What a time this is
What a time to be living in
What a time to be living in